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Joke of the Day

"Socialism or Communism are the only path to evolution, and Capitalism is the root of all evil. > Sent from my iPhone 7"

"What do you call a Halal pie? Allah mode."

"I SAW ON THE NEWS THAT SOME GUY IN ANOTHER STATE DIED ARE YOU OKAY - my mom"

"I like making silly faces in group photos because it's better to look ugly on purpose"

"What's believing in evolution? Apetheism"

"Overheard in the nucleus... Q: Are you sure you're a proton? A: Yes, I'm positive."

"Thank god we don't send messages with pigeons anymore. Where would I find 200 pigeons every day?"

"Wow, I must look really hot tonight working out, everyone is totally staring at me. *walking on treadmill with a candy bar and a Pepsi"

"Old experiment #You are now breathing and blinking manually. #also you are aware of your tongue now. Let me know if this worked"

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard."