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Joke of the Day
"I now have 8 apps to communicate with the same people."
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"How is a pedophile similar to a tortoise? They both want to get there before the hare."
"*tries to throw a cotton ball really hard over and over again*"
"Guys, if you buy ANY woman clothing, & you don't get her a size S with a gift receipt, you're an asshole."
"Chicken Crossing Joke Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To show the deer how to do it."
"[META] Ever since the sub returned, it's become a hive of circlejerking, reposts, and bad quality. I'm so happy things were able to stay the same."
"Dude can you make the stitches spell out ___? http://www.cbc.ca/manitoba/scene/images/Dude%20back%20cover%20%20620.jpg One Joke One Vision."
"(Warning, this is worse than those laffy-taffy jokes) Why don't engineers have sex with much frequency? Because it hertz!"
"Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin? Because it was a kitty fiddler."
"If a woman has fallen an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her."