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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin? Because it was a kitty fiddler."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven!"
"What drink does Santa give to naughty children? Coala"
"Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way"
"We've all been there. In your mom, that is."
"Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !"
"My cat just showed it's holiday spirit by pooping tinsel."
"What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees? Unioncorns."
"I don't remember all of last night but the fact I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome!"
"I just saw a commercial that invited me to watch more of it on the internet! Bc That's the problem w/commercials! They're not long enough!"