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Joke of the Day
"*tries to throw a cotton ball really hard over and over again*"
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"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. No YOU'VE been drinking."
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"Wife opening mail to spouse: ""The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'"
"Sometimes I'll casually say ""what else do you want?"" on the phone, so the pizza guy thinks I'm ordering for more than just me."
"A warhorse walks into a bar... The barman says, ""why the long film?"""
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"I heard somewhere that wanking with a dead arm feels better... Totally ruined that funeral."
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"Why do SJWs hate dentists? Because they want to make teeth straight and white."