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Joke of the Day

"Dude can you make the stitches spell out ___? http://www.cbc.ca/manitoba/scene/images/Dude%20back%20cover%20%20620.jpg One Joke One Vision."

"""Call your blonde friend, your black friend & your Asian friend!"" - every cellphone ad ever"

"i'll have a burg please [waiter looks confused] a burg. a meat frisbee. a seared bovine disc. a hamburger sandwich. a bunned beefling my man"

"How do you know adam and eve weren't black ? Ever try to take a rib from a nigger ?"

"2013 is nearly over so like this status if I've ever made you smile this year."

"Listen, kid. When you've spent 4 days eating cat food in a Vietnamese spin-fuck chair for phonics, we'll talk about hooked."

"My GF was sick and said Sperm has a lot of Vitamin C in it... I told her I guess that means I can be her C-man"

"Why did the computer cross the road? To get a byte to eat..."

"I once dated a dentist. He had a tiny round mirror on the ceiling over his bed."

"Women always complain about periods. Talk to me when ovaries become supersensitive, hang in a thin sac and you accidentally sit on them."