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Joke of the Day

"(Warning, this is worse than those laffy-taffy jokes) Why don't engineers have sex with much frequency? Because it hertz!"

"Sure the Michael Jordan underpants are good, but a lot of it is Scotty Pippen. He defends the balls."

"What do you call a sad coffee? A depresso"

"2 peanuts were walking down a dark alley one was assaulted"

"Simba was talking way too slow so I told him to mufasa."

"Whenever someone well known dies, social networks turn into an online obituary. #DontActLikeYouCare, @MaleHonesty86"

"I approve of free range parenting the meat just tastes better."

"Jennifer Aniston named Sexiest Woman of All Time by Men's Health. Men's Health named Craziest Magazine of All Time by Men's Mental Health."

"Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59? So he can kick out at 2."

"""The best things in life are free."" ~ shoplifters."