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Joke of the Day
"What does a desperate Mexican do? Bangs his head against the wall."
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"What do you call it when a flight attendant gets pregnant? Pilot error."
"Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !"
"[interview] So your resume says you used to be in the theater yes that is correct What made you leave it? well, the movie ended so"
"Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene except it's me throat punching you for trying to eat my food."
"How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon the cotton's been picked."
"Toy idea: Remote control car that you can sit in & control from the inside."
"Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident? It could be your car"
"Q: Why was the firewood punished? A: It was knotty."
"Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy? Because he ate five fruits a day!"