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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident? It could be your car"

"Bruce Willis... Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies. Because, you know what they say about old habits..."

"Kevin fills a beaker of water and places it on the machine... ""One liter of water."" it read. Kevin gasped and sat back in his chair ""This speaks volumes..."""

"Who will inherit all of Trump's money? His hair."

"My Neighbour works in Fashion and was gloating they look at attractive people for a living, so I replied so do I. ... I work in a store that sells mirrors."

"What did the fisherman say to the street magician? Pick a cod, any cod!"

"Why was the bull popular with all the cows? Because he was smooooooooth"

"Higgs Boson goes into a Catholic Church... The priest says, ""you're not welcome here"". Higgs Boson says ""you can't have mass without me."" . . . . . drrrrrrr dish! * Exit Stage Right *"

"A priest owned a haberdashery..... ...he was a man of the cloth."

"What do you call someone who can't do anything? HR"