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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident? It could be your car"

"Why are trigonometric functions always women? Because they have periods!"

"A recent earthquake has wiped out Etchisketchistan"

"sometimes i visit websites that have videos of people making love"

"What do you call a rapper will killer abs? 6Pac"

"I don't think a wooden structure is capable of holding up my books. I have low shelf-confidence."

"What did the Jewish pedophile ask the kids? ""You kids wanna buy some candy?"""

"My Mexican friend was babbling hysterically but I just couldn't understand his panic."

"Yesterday i accidentally cut off the left side of my body! Im all right now."

"I hate when I'm spying on someone while they're showering and they let out a huge fart. What a sicko."