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Joke of the Day
"Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy? Because he ate five fruits a day!"
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"How do you stop a dog from screwing your leg? Give it a blowjob."
"She was only a lumberjack's daughter ... ... but she always gave me wood."
"I normally despise the idea of ""separate but equal"", but I would love a separate gay drink menu."
"What do ducks use to get high? Quack cocaine [Originally from Askreddit](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/36u262/whats_the_best_joke_we_can_make_one_word_at_a_time/crh46r7)"
"How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry? You spend a large fortune *ba dum tiss*"
"Why do you get ebola from a feminist? Because they don't shave, going down on them would be basically eating bushmeat."
"There are two kinds of people in this world... Those that can extrapolate from an incomplete statement,"
"one day a soda can got crushed The next day it went to his therapist and said I'm sodapressed"
"Bernie demands change... whereas Hillary prefers cards or cheques."