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Joke of the Day

"How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon the cotton's been picked."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"My pics are real. I don't use any filters. I don't even use coffee filters. I eat coffee straight outta the container like a man"

"Lions sleep 18 hrs a day.. If hard work is the secret to success , then donkeys would have been the kings of jungle!"

"""Daddy, why is it dark at night?"" It gives the ghosts and zombies a time to run around and collect little kids. Goodnight, hunny."

""" How was your blind date ? "" "" Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. "" "" What's so terrible about that ? "" "" He was the original owner ! """

"Some people don't believe in New Year resolutions. Like everyone in this McDonald's drive thru."

"How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment."

"1. Invite snowmen into your conference room. 2. Turn up heat. 3. Negotiate on YOUR terms."

"I'm disappointed. I check reddit after last night's episode of TWD *SPOILER* and I don't see a single joke about Bob's Burgers."