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Joke of the Day

"How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon the cotton's been picked."

"Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch? Because it's still dressing."

"Knock knock Who's there? Mike jones Mike jones who? Mike jones, who?Mike jones, who? Mike jones"

"The premise of Batman is that, deep down, all billionaires just want to be first-year patrol cops"

"I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me while he was dying. It seemed really important to him that I have it."

"Two gay penises walk by a bar One says to the other ""hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""

"""Why did you dry these grapes?"" ""No raisin"""

"Why do men like football? Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security."

"What happened to the octopus in the football game? He had tentackles."

"Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you? Because he was born in a barn."