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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why was the firewood punished? A: It was knotty."
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"[park bench with girlfriend] so you're dumping me because you don't think I'm smart? ""yes brent"" *starts raining* great and now sky water"
"What do you say to the midget prostitute? ""Don't you think you're selling yourself short?"""
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"I like my women like I like my wine... ...locked in a dark basement for several years until they are mature enough to enjoy. Edit:yay made front page of the jokes!!!"