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Joke of the Day

"Toy idea: Remote control car that you can sit in & control from the inside."

"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle out of himself."

"What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand? A Selfie!"

"What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving? Twerkey!"

"What's the Pope's least favorite human bone? The blasphemur."

"What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses."

"A Response To The Stupid ""What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke"" Reposted Every Second Day Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that."

"Studies show that your chances of getting murdered drop down significantly when you STFU and mind your own business."

"I can't believe I just stopped a girl from being rapped. I got tired and stopped chasing her."

"What's the Difference Between Being Hungry and Horny? Where you put the cucumber!"