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Joke of the Day

"Toy idea: Remote control car that you can sit in & control from the inside."

"A husband says to his wife: ""I hate to tell you this but your swimming costume is very tight and revealing."" ""Wear your own one then!"""

"Why is it that lawyers get sick? It's because they are *contract*ually obligated to do so."

"Tonight I'm going to have my favorite drink. It's called ""a lot."""

"(Restaurant joke) What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip."

"Oh stop it! I'm not superficial. I'm just ficial."

"I've done all the cleaning and ironing but I've forgot why I broke into this house in the first place."

"Experts are close to classifying internet addiction as a mental illness. They just need to check one more thing. And Facebook. And Twitter."

"Welcome to Alzheimer's Club I see a lot of new faces today"

"I didn't like the fungi at first, But then it grew on me."