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Joke of the Day
"Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !"
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"I think I need to put my dog on antidepressants I ask him how his day was. His answer is always ""Rough"""
"How Hitler eat a vegetable? He jew it."
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea green soup? Anyone can roast beef."
"Never Forget Girl: Can you finger me? Boy: Sure. Girl: Oh yeah that feels good. --------- 1 Day Later ----------- Girl: I'm pregnant. Boy: Dammit I forgot to wash my hands."
"All animals are wild animals if you give them tequila and lift up their t-shirts."
"It was the Middle Ages. There's no way Rapunzel didn't have lice."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning? He was too far out maaaaan."
"Don't you hate it when you're reflecting on life...... Then you realize you're a mirror. Thanks came up with this a bus ride I'll see myself out."
"Jesus walks into a motel He gives the guy at the counter 3 nails and says, ""can you put me up for the night?"""