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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a man and a woman? A vas deferens."
Next Joke
"You know what they say about fleeting boners They cum and they go"
"What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I've never had a kidney bean on my face."
"[date] Me: you wanna see what desserts they have? Girl: how about we go home & I'll let you- Me [calls waiter]: what desserts do u have?"
"Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl? A white owl goes : Who? Who? A black owl goes : Who dat? who dat?"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged. Credit to my house-mate for this gem!"
"My wife does this cute thing. She sets her alarm clock an hour before she has to get up and then hits snooze 27 times. It's so adorable."
"Why does a penis have a hole in the end? So men can be open minded"
"Why do people say half a dozen? Why can't they just say Six"
"my favorite game is called ""Secret Family."" I go to the movies & sit near a group of strangers & pretend they love me"