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Joke of the Day

"[date] Me: you wanna see what desserts they have? Girl: how about we go home & I'll let you- Me [calls waiter]: what desserts do u have?"

"When pigs fly they will have the most delicious wings."

"My mate borrowed 20 grand for plastic surgery. Now I don't know what he looks like."

"My 84 mother to my 19: Make-up sure does wonders but you don't want your future husband waking up wondering who you are in the morning."

"What do you call a good looking Lebanese man? Azif"

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. have been if he was white? Alive"

"He always wanted a woman that would devour him whole like a gas station roasted chicken. She always wanted a gas station roasted chicken."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two-tired"

"The Bible TL;DR"

"If anyone tried to steal my identity I would just think ""now it's their problem."""