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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl? A white owl goes : Who? Who? A black owl goes : Who dat? who dat?"

"Do you know hwat I do when im sad? Me neither - I'm depressed."

"Happy 2011! I can't wait for Internet Explorer 9."

"My wife was out of town, so I had to run the morning routine by myself today. I learned a lot. For example, apparently I have two kids."

"I told the ambulance guys the wrong blood type for my ex Now she should understand what rejection feels like."

"How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They hold it in place and expect the world to revolve around them."

"What did the beef broth say to the chicken broth? What flavor au jus?"

"Watching cartoons with my son is awesome except for all the commercials & now his Christmas list has 26,724 things on it. Shit."

"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10? They revived to much XP "

"""My wife and I decided we don't want to have kids."" ""But...don't you already have 2?"" ""Yeah."""