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Joke of the Day

"Why does a penis have a hole in the end? So men can be open minded"

"What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with ""C"" and ends with ""T"", and has a ""U"" and an ""N"" in it? A coconut."

"A lot of rappers had Diddy issues when they were growing up."

"*gets to hell* [In earshot of Satan] I HATE ICE CREAM AND WATCHING TV, DAMN THAT WOULD BE REAL TORTURE FOR ME. OH AND BEER, I ALSO HATE BEER"

"I bought some Velcro shoes so that nobody can make fun of my velcro wallet anymore because now they will match"

"If Trump becomes president... Orange will really be the new black"

"Want to here a word I just made up? Plagiarism."

"Facebook does NOT ruin relationships. Relationships ruin Facebook"

"I was going to be a politician for Halloween Then I realized I couldn't fit my head up my ass"

"How not to be funny. /r/funny"