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Joke of the Day

"My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?"

"I don't know if my ceiling is the best ceiling, but it's definitely up there."

"How does JK Rowling text her friends that she's just kidding :("

"If a penis/vagina was asked to judge your appearance it would probably say.... Urinate"

"A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. ""That's so cool"" says the bartender, ""where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" replies the parrot."

"The popularity of origami has increased ten fold."

"Just saw a redhead drinking Ginger Ale. It looks to be making him stronger. We must stop him before it's too late."

"What's the best kind of bee? Boo-bees"

"Confucius say . . . . Man who wrong on elevator, wrong on many levels."

"You know what my favorite type of cupholder is? A bra."