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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken not cross the road? The original joke is childish."

"A clown held the door open for me the other day. I thought that was a kind jester."

"Hungry Hungry Hippos must get tired of eating the same thing? White spheres, again?"

"HILLARY: i'm sick and tired of these baseless accusations THE MEDIA: aha! you see?! she admits it! not only is she sick, she's also tired!"

"What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of? The X men!"

"Why are jokes in base 8 not funny? Because 7,10,11!"

"In the future, everyone will have to make a public apology for 15 minutes."

"If I'm facing away from you during sex, assume I'm quietly enjoying a snack."

"Yes, Banner Ads, we want to check our Credit Scores. Almost as much as we want to pick people up at the airport and see our parents fucking."

"If God hates gays so much, why didn't he put it in the ten commandments? Instead he's more pissed that you're jealous of your friend's PS4"