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Joke of the Day
"Always borrow money from a pessimist They never expect it back"
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"I wish my wife was better in bed. <sighs> <disables autocorrect> I wish my WiFi was better in bed."
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"If you marry someone a few years older, one thing they love is when any classic rock song comes on and you ask ""Is this Led Zeppelin?"""
"I'm not a competitive person I'll be the first to admit it."
"Me? Racist? No way! Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."
"Me: Hey, I'm here for the playdate. Her: Where's your son? Me: Oh he didn't want to come, but you said Billy had Star Wars Legos so.."
"Two peanuts walk into a bar... One was a salted."
"Watching Dora with the kids this morning. I wish her parents would just get her an iPhone."
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