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Joke of the Day

"What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common? They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing."

"Did you hear about the new tractor movie? I heard it has a good trailer."

"When I was a kid, my family was very poor... I remember my dad was cutting Onion and our whole family was crying. Poor Onion. He was such a good dog..."

"Why do rednecks like Halloween? Because they can Pump-Kin"

"Chatting of Computers What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101"

"What do you call a woman without a clitoris? Doesn't matter. She's not coming. Bonus: Check out the anti joke version on /r/antijokes."

"Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank."

"Someone asked me if there were any LGBT gamers in the group I guess you could call be a GAYmer...hehe"

"Come on Fred I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me let them come and get me!"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish? None."