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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new tractor movie? I heard it has a good trailer."

"Why did Gandhi lose the race? I guess he got his fasts mixed up."

"How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!"

"Why wont Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? Because it's too cubed!"

"What happened to the over amorous clam? It pulled a mussel."

"What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 was a Registered Sex Offender."

"What did the music thief do in college? Take notes."

"An ice cream truck flips over on the highway, what does it leave? A Rocky Road"

"When I started doing stand-up, I didn't have a lot of my own material, so I used to steal Mitch Hedberg jokes I still do, but I used to too."