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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman without a clitoris? Doesn't matter. She's not coming. Bonus: Check out the anti joke version on /r/antijokes."

"You always know when your girlfriend is too young for you, when you have to make the aeroplane noise when you stick your d*ck in her mouth!"

"What dog can you only find on the beach? A cockle spaniel!"

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance... Barista: Sir your Caffe Mocha is ready. Me: Oh ok nevermind."

"What do you get if you fuck an Antarctic penguin? A Chilly Willy."

"Which state has the most progressive bathroom laws? Transylvania."

"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Santa."" ""Santa who?"" ""Santa who has to use the door because you left your fireplace burning, jackass."""

"It's awkward when I have to pull someone aside and point out that my fly is open."

"horsing around I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go into the bedroom and horse around, she said nay. I guess she just wasn't in the mood."