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Joke of the Day
"Why do rednecks like Halloween? Because they can Pump-Kin"
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"Ways to get ants out of your house: 1) Ant traps 2) Say you had a good time but it's late & you have work tomorrow 3) Set house on fire"
"A Jewish man had a son, who converted to Christianity. The man prayed to God, ""Oh Lord, my son has converted to Christianity! What should I do?"" And God replied, ""Yours too?"""
"Roses are red grass is green open your legs and i'll give you some cream."
"The other day I got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it, you know what I call that? I call that unfortunate."
"I'm not saying she's a slut... But she's been banged more times than the first pipe on flappy bird"
"Noah's Ark was so unrealistic. Have you ever tried to pen up velociraptors? Did the guy who wrote the Bible even watch Jurassic Park first?"
"Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!"
"My local police stations toilet was stolen.... The cops have nothing to go on."
"I hate it when candidates put signs on your lawn without even asking your permission. Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy? And what is he running for?"