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Joke of the Day
"Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned? Because it was a kangaroo court."
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"In my opinion, the most important part of any meal is the ingredients"
"Is that gluten free? You mean Kosher for Passover, right?"
"Q: What does an attorney wear to work? A: A law suit."
"You put the punch line in the title How do you ruin a good joke on Reddit?"
"Why are Holocaust jokes never clean? Because they're full of Germans."
"What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Sperm? One comes from Baghdad and the other ones comes from Dads bag."
"And now, a poem. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Violet is a shade of purple, so you're a lying whore."
"Covering your ears and screaming ""OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN"" is not appreciated by your coworkers. Apparently."
"HEY DUMMIES WHEN YOU SHAZAM A SONG YOU DONT HAVE TO HOLD THE PHONE UP BECAUSE ITS JUST A SONG AND SOUND GOES EVERYWHERE."