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Joke of the Day

"Someone asked me if there were any LGBT gamers in the group I guess you could call be a GAYmer...hehe"

"Anyone ever notice ""Seven"" has the word ""even"" in it. That's odd."

"I say ""post-9/11"" for literally anything that happened in the last 14 years. Madagascar 2 is so post-9/11. Dr Pepper Ten is a post-9/11 soda"

"A Jewish kid asks his Dad: 'Dad, can I have 50 pence please?' The father replies: '40 pence?! what do you want 30 pence for?'"

"Food is like dark humour Not everyone gets it"

"I dated a girl with a parrot once. Hideous thing that would not shut up. The parrot was cool though."

"Some of the nicest women you'll meet on Twitter are men."

"I love to watch the look of panic on my husband's face when I pull a pair of panties out of my drawer and say, ""um, these aren't mine."""

"How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb? 5,6,7,8"

"I knew a woman who was very liberal with her kids. She had them aborted."