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Joke of the Day
"I called a suicide hotline today... they do NOT give the kind of advice I was looking for."
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"How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse."
"I can't believe how different life was before *googles* Al Gore invented the Internet"
"How can you tell if you accidentally wandered into a gay bar? Everyone keeps offering to push your stool in"
"What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree? A Country"
"Molestation is no laughing matter. For most, its a very touchy subject."
"Doctor asks a patient... Do you use drugs or alcohol? Patient: Nope, but I vape. Doctor: So a no for sexual activity?"
"What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating in the air? You shout, ""Drop it, Nigga!"""
"Of course you can trust me with your secret. *Calls local news team"
"I heard this pitiful joke when I was a teen. Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up."