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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe how different life was before *googles* Al Gore invented the Internet"
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"What do you call someone who lurks for child pornography? A Predditer"
"The Cheesecake Factory had a ""Help Wanted"" sign. I was really disappointed that it wasn't to help eat the cheesecake. #FluffyChickProblems"
"I would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse on almost 4 years of sobriety."
"If you ever feel scared that someones watching you... Don't worry, i'm right under your bed if you need someone to talk to."
"Did you hear about the group of Warriors eating Caviar? They Choked"
"Either a lying war criminal endorsed by the KKK or a Neo Nazi reality TV star are going to be President of America. It's not funny. But it is a fucking joke. America, sort your shit out."
"Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road? To put the bones on the other side."
"Nice try, people that invite me to things that aren't in my house"
"Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ? Because they carry guns instead"