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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you cross an American and a polar bear. Same as before, lazy and fat."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Cow. Cow who? COWWHOBUNGA DUDE ._."

"History doesn't repeat, it rhymes That's why World War 3 will be started by Schmitler"

"Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth? Two towers."

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down."

"When I go down on you, it makes you very happy. And when I come back up I will fuck you good and hard. What am I? Gas prices."

"People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on Facebook and get comments."

"Just ate at a Japanese restaurant and the entire staff was Hispanic. I don't know what is real anymore!"

"What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common? The Battle of the Bulge."

"Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!"