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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if you accidentally wandered into a gay bar? Everyone keeps offering to push your stool in"

"So the presidential debate is tonight. Even vegans can't stay away from this pig roast."

"What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning? She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue."

"New Drinking Age in Alabama They raised the drinking age to 32 in Alabama to keep alcohol out of high schools."

"The person that was in charge of naming Ohio must have thought of it when they realized someone was waving at the person behind them."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy... ... but some times I just let her sleep."

"Have I told you how much I don't like the cars that can go up vertical surfaces? They drive me up the fucking wall."

"What does a door and a jar have in common? They both are ajar."

"stereotypes are like black people not to be trusted"

"A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor complaining of poor eyesight in his left eye. The doctor says ""I see you have a cataract"". The Chinese man says, ""No I don't...I have a rincoln continental."""