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Joke of the Day

"I heard this pitiful joke when I was a teen. Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up."

"Don't trust people that are constipated They're full of shit"

"Business plan: 1) Spend 20 years mastering karate 2) Teach karate class, so you meet people who don't know karate 3) Rob them"

"A toothless termite walks into a bar... He asked ""is the bar tender here?"""

"I asked my doctor if there were any jokes in my body. No pun in tendon."

"Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?"

"Why did the farmer take a milk bath? Because he's too tall for a milk shower."

"Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory? She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired? They all came back."

"Tim Vine came up to me. I said,""Hey, you're Time Vine!"" He said,""My name's not Tim Vine, it's Timbuktu."" He paused. ""Sorry, I was miles away."""

"Why do toilets flush after getting pissed on? They get embarrassed."