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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree? A Country"

"I lost my thumb in a serious movie rating accident."

"Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school? He was Russian."

"Where is the Pokemon? Peek-a-chu!"

"If you laid all the veins in your body end to end... you'd be dead."

"I ALSO wrote a poem! ''I do drugs, you do drugs, we do drugs, they do drugs'' Now, I know it's not the best, but it's pretty dope."

"Recent documents have shown Mussolini was one of biofuels' first advocates, using them extensively in Italy, even for public transport He made the trains run on thyme"

"How many men does it take to open a beer? None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you."

"What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade? He was having a mid-life crisis."

"After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F."