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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree? A Country"
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"What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!"
"Have you ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? No? Most likely because it never came out."
"Do you know what Mexicans think about Trump's wall? Who cares, they'll get over it.."
"What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans."
"Ate a bowl of Captain Crunch Berries this morning. With blatant disregard for the roof of my mouth. -thug life"
"Yo mama so fat, her gravity bends space-time."
"and on the 8th day, god created a website for u to meet the hot christian singles in ur area"
"Just been chatting to my neighbor's teenage daughter It turns out she's really into aliens and UFOs Which is cool because tommorow she's getting abducted"
"A queen bee is hungry. She calls to a worker bee for some food. The response? ""I'm coming, honey!"""