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Joke of the Day

"R niggers 2 gay 4 u? How many jews can you fit in a volswagnon? 2 in the front,2 in the bak, and none in the ashtray because the holocaust didn't happen,"

"What's the easiest sport to get into? Limbo. They don't set the bar very high."

"What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights? Feminem"

"Why don't bears wear boots? Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet."

"It takes two who know how to tango to tango."

"""Stationary shop moves""....."

"What do people in the South use instead of www.Ancestry.com? www.incestry.com"

"How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1) put some earbuds in your pocket 2) wait one minute"

"A wife gets naked... And runs to her husband in bed and yells ""SUPER PUSSY!"" The husband look at her and says ""I'll have the soup"""

"What does Iphone7 and spermbank have in common? JACK OFF"