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Joke of the Day
"What's the easiest sport to get into? Limbo. They don't set the bar very high."
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"What's the worst part about watching porn? ... The climax is always the same."
"Be carful guys, I read about a new app and if you use it you'll get a virus. Have you heard of Tinder?"
"What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics? Cheer-Rios"
"Whenever our neighbor's dog is barking, I know there's either someone at their door or literally anything else in the universe has happened."
"Do you hear about the 2 Irish gays? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael."
"What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck. Sorry."
"What do terrorists eat? Allah snack bar. They say its the bomb!"
"I would be a bad fish. Fishermen would be like, ""omg i'm so ugly"" and I'd take the bait and disagree, instead of swimming away."
"I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. Although the doctor says I am okay, I still feel like I dyed a little inside."