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Joke of the Day
"What's the easiest sport to get into? Limbo. They don't set the bar very high."
Next Joke
"A man asks his dog, ""Can you speak English?"" The dog replies, ""Por supuesto que puedo hombre no tonta, soy un perro!"""
"What did the surfer say to David Carradine? Hang tight"
"What do songwriters do after they die? They decompose"
"If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer ...oh wait, he does."
"I'm not saying my ex is crazy,but The only way to take her picture, is with a Bi-Polaroid"
"Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!"
"Why should you leery of stairs? Because they are always up to something."
"Is it getting solipsistic in here, or is it just me?"
"What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas? Cancer. Happy new years folks!"