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Joke of the Day
"What does Iphone7 and spermbank have in common? JACK OFF"
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"On my birthday my wife suggested I have a threesome... My wife suggested for my birthday I have a threesome. I replied ""Do I get to pick both girls?"" And then the fight started..."
"Someone asked me recently what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife."
"You'll be surprised how many people won't get the answer to this. Q: what's red and smells like blue paint? A: red paint."
"To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you.. You have my Word."
"Do your socks have holes in them? No? Then how did you get them on?"
"What's the difference between like, love and lust? Spit Swallow Gargle"
"My neighbor's burglar alarm goes off so often that people just ignore it. On the upside, their new plasma TV looks great in my living room."
"I had sex last night... Her: You don't have AIDS, right? Me: Of course not, why? Her: Oh thank goodness! I got it last time and it really sucked."
"What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris? Shot."