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Joke of the Day

"What does Iphone7 and spermbank have in common? JACK OFF"

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"An American's ""inside voice"" is the rest of the world's ""outside voice""."
"My girlfriend put on a few pounds recently. That explains why I'm attracted to her more."
"What do you call someone who take things literally A kleptomaniac!"
"I could tell it was a Monopoly board from the word Go"
"For mother day my mom is going to get the same as always disappointment :("
"What's the difference between jelly & jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat"
"My internet's signal always lose connection Just like my ex wife"
"Just named my dog Naked. Now im going to walk naked down the street eveyday."
"What do you make with an Avogadro? Guaca-MOL-e"