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Joke of the Day

"A wife gets naked... And runs to her husband in bed and yells ""SUPER PUSSY!"" The husband look at her and says ""I'll have the soup"""

"Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there."

"What are the three worst words to hear while having sex? Honey, I'm home!"

"I had a terrible experience at the Reddit bistro All of the servers were busy"

"What do you a call a PC without Garage Band? A Dell"

"Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken."

"My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. 205, 204, 203, 202, 201... She'll make a great soup."

"I find it in poor taste that the 1am drive-thru attendant asks ""How are you?"" Not good, Maria. Clearly."

"10's homework question: ""Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?"" His answer: ""My mom."""

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..."