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Joke of the Day
"What do people in the South use instead of www.Ancestry.com? www.incestry.com"
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"a man walks into a bar he falls to the floor unconscious. oldy, but a goody."
"Robber: If you ever want to see your family again do exactly as I say. Now hand me that bag! Me: *sets bag on fire*"
"What's the difference between a surgeon and God? God knows he's not a surgeon."
"How do we know that slaves went to college? They all had masters"
"Why do women close their eyes during sex? Because they can't stand to see a man happy."
"Groundhog Day The Groundhog saw dead people, so we're due six more weeks of creepy Nationwide Commercials..."
"Q: How do convicts get drugs while they're in prison? A: Some asshole brings 'em in."
"A man is asked why he can't see the Fifty Shades of Gray movie... He replies, ""I'm color blind and can only see 36 of them."""
"What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car? You get to the other side."