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Joke of the Day
"It takes two who know how to tango to tango."
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"Oh my god, my jeans fit! All I have to do is not sit down, not walk, and not breathe. I totally got this."
"What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking!"
"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has."
"What do you feel when there's no more coffee? Depresso."
"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt."
"world's funniest joke: Liverpool FC winning the barclays premier league"
"Did you know George Washington is not on the 1$ bill? It's just a picture of him."
"What goes vroom rrt... vroom rrt... vroom rrt... A blond at a flashing red light."
"My dad told me they once had to cancel a football season because John Madden ate all of the footballs."