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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between sex and golf? In golf one bad hole won't kill you."

"How do men in New Zealand address their women? ""Hey! Ewe!"""

"My son just referred to a beaver as a ""wood-eater"". So I mulled it over in my mind for a bit and it would seem he's correct on two levels."

"Why did the clock get banned from the library? It tocked too much"

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey..... But then I turned myself around."

"What are caterpillars afraid of? Doggerpillars."

"I went to a record store today. They advertised that they had hard-to-find records nothing was alphabetized."

"If being successful was an amusement park, I'm the kid that drove his bumper car in the corner and can't get out."

"What do you call a very forgiving lawyer? S'aul Good man."

"Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas? Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite."