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Joke of the Day
"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey..... But then I turned myself around."
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"What's the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes, the other decomposes..."
"What do you call an arrogant robber? a condescending condescending"
"Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist ? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son."
"Why are lazy farmers so great? Because they are just out standing in their fields."
"This guy at the bar yells in my face ""Have you been sleeping with my wife?!""... I said ""No, she's always awake when I'm over there"""
"What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping? A clean sheet."
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you'll probably hate it as an adult"
"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"
"My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing."