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Joke of the Day
"Why did the clock get banned from the library? It tocked too much"
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"What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series? ...They Leave a Trail of Tears"
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was ""a-salted."""
"If my neighbors are gonna get angry every time I see them... why did I even buy the binoculars?"
"Sometimes I pretend my hoodie sleeves are elephant trunks. My vote counts just as much as yours"
"I wanted to grill something good for watching today's horse race But my butcher didn't have any Belmont steaks"
"How do they call women that don't suck dick? They don't call them at all."
"Not to toot my own horn but.. I got my bottom 2 ribs removed"
"I couldn't remember the term ""hazmat suit,"" so I called it a ""science burqa."""
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implant. One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean."