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Joke of the Day
"What are caterpillars afraid of? Doggerpillars."
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"What the difference between a calender and you.... a calendar has dates."
"Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels? They can't get enough booty."
"How much does a Satanist weigh? A pentagram."
"What do you call a fart from a paraplegic? Inert gas."
"I was homeschooled so my back to school pics were of me standing in front of the house before I went back inside."
"At my funeral I want a magician to saw my coffin in half or I'm not going."
"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto."
"I thought I Kuwait but then I Saudi Turkey and my Bahrain was like Oman I Israel Hungary so Iran."
"I hate when people text 'call me'. I'm going to start calling people, say 'text me' and then hang up."