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Joke of the Day
"What are caterpillars afraid of? Doggerpillars."
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"Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia? Croatia!"
"What is an umbrella doing in the shower? Practicing"
"friend: here he comes. dont set him off again. me: ok me&friend: hey JADEN SMITH: What If We Are the Hay, And The World Is Harvesting Us?"
"Top 3 things you want to do to avoid writing a clickbait title Number 2 will shock you!"
"American Dream American is telling a German about the ""American dream"". He asks if they have a German dream? We did, replied the German, but no one really liked it."
"Did you know that Hitler invested in Minute Maid before he died? He heard they were 100% concentrated juice."
"She asked for my name, if I'm alone, had me remove belt/shoes & take out what I have in my pants. Interactions w/TSA agents are underrated."
"Why do people get divorced in the holiday season? Because they Marry Christmas!"