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Joke of the Day

"First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory."

"In my opinion it's the aborted fetus' fault for not carrying a gun for protection"

"Report: Scientist walks in on climate changing, awkwardness ensues"

"What's wrong with the phrase ""War on Drugs""? Wars end."

"*sees burglar *throws flashlight at him *misses *throws another *misses *throws another *misses *throws another Burglar: WTF Me: COSTCO"

"What did the buffalo call his gay kid? His BiSon."

"whats the difference between me and the bible? i'm easy to read"

"Bishop to the Pope: Congratulations on your name's day Your Holiness! - Pope: But today we do not commemorate the name of Benedict? - Bishop: It is the 16th, though."

"My grandparents were fighting over a hamburger it was aged beef."

"got kicked out of the supermarket for eating off of the shelf, but since I was only eating cat food they didnt call the cops like last time."