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Joke of the Day
"My grandparents were fighting over a hamburger it was aged beef."
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"[catches spider in a glass] spider: omg are you going to drink me? me: oh no this is just to take you outside spider: me: spider: drink me"
"How do you tell the difference between an adult film star and a psychiatrist? Ask them to pronounce the word analyzed."
"My mom would probably complain in my funeral about how somebody's son died better"
"Jesus: One among you will betray me. John: No way dude. Matthew: No way dude. Judas: *thumbing through designer cross catalogue* Plausible."
"Why can trains go for longer than cars? Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems."
"What do you call a Frosty's prostitute? A snow blower"
"Burglar gently waking me... ""you live like this?"""
"A Hot Romance While watching a romantic movie, my wife leans over and whispers in my ear ""I want you to make me sweaty and wet."" So I shut off the fan."
"Time to ban High Capacity Assault Vehicles? how else could we stop this?"