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Joke of the Day
"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!"
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"Say what you will about that pilot... ...but at least he died doing what German's love most. Mass murdering innocent people."
"How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled)."
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