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Joke of the Day

"How did the Egyptian go broke? He got caught up in a pyramid scheme."

"I accidentally filled the escort with diesel, she died."

"How to kill your wife without consequences. Hah. Made you look."

"The Sombero. A more restrained sombrero you wear at solemn occasions, like funerals."

"My girlfriend once told me she was pregnant. I was so excited that I ran to another country and have never seen her from then."

"My sister is gifting me some rain forest this Christmas... Is it possible to hire some local loggers or will I have to travel to Brazil and cut it down myself?"

"The reason God calls all of us his children is so he can claim us all as dependents."

"Theres no point in tailgating me when I'm going 50 in a 35 zone Also, those red flashing lights on your car look ridiculous"

"The only drinking problem I have is not having enough money to keep buying it."

"How to get laid: HAHAHA you guys thought I get laid for a second there."