156775

Joke of the Day

"I dream of becoming a selfie photographer.. I can just picture myself doing it."

"What did the ground say to the earthquake? It's your fault!"

"Would bet there's a math equation that can tell how many kids a person has by measuring the amount of Cheerios on the floor of their car ..."

"It's weird how in England the passenger drives the car"

"Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!"

"I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist. It's called 'Facebook'"

"What do you call a sexist masseuse? A massage-ynist."

"I like my coffee like I like the slaves Free Edit: people down voting freed slaves?"

"Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$@k dogs? In the lab."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy... But Jack got a shock And a mouth full of cock Cause Jill's real name was Randy"