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Joke of the Day

"Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"

"How do u get a pool table to laugh? tickle its balls."

"""For God's sex, stop making fun of my English."" #WhereEnglishFails"

"I want cake, to get cake I must get dressed, to get dressed I have to get out of bed, to get out of bed I need cake."

"I must have a great body... Everyone keeps saying ""What an ass"" as soon as I walk away."

"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"

"Thanks for saying 'on your mobile' in your bio, for a moment I thought you might be tweeting like me, from a calculator in the psych ward"

"Bartender: YOU'RE the guy that drinks from the soap dispenser in the toilets? Me: [I try to say ""NO"" but it's just lavender scented bubbles]"

"Went into a five-star hotel to use the bathroom and now it's a two-star hotel."

"If Donald Trump replaces Barack Obama in the White House Does that mean that orange is the new black?"