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Joke of the Day

"Do you think horses are negative? They seem like real neigh sayers, and they're always whinnying about everything"

"What does Ryan Seacrest say while having sex? ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"" ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"""

"Why should you never play cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs"

"Two translators are on a sinking ship... The first says: ""Do you know how to swim?"" The second says: ""No but I can shout for help in 19 different languages"""

"I said ""You're not the boss of me"" to my boss and it came true."

"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. .... Only a fraction of joke lovers will find this funny."

"You say I'm ""Dirty minded"" but then how did you understand what I meant?"

"From my 8 year old: What's brown and rhymes with poop? Snoop Dogg"

"What's the ugliest shape? An eyesoresceles triangle."

"Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing."