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Joke of the Day

"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. .... Only a fraction of joke lovers will find this funny."

"I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extreme handicapped. I'm calling it ""Fruits and Vegetables"""

"Why did the physicist throw out his shag rug? He assumed the lawnmower was a vacuum"

"If clinical depression was a sound, it would be two people trying to talk at the same time during a conference call."

"I asked the guy in the Santa suit why he was following me around. He said he was Christmas stalking."

"Hey, have you heard of that new movie, ""Constipation""? Yeah...it hasn't come out yet."

"If heaven is real the only question i have for god is how many times was my chinese food a cat"

"Do what you love and you'll never work a day of your life... Thats why I got a degree in gender studies"

"What's yellow and smells like a zebra? Lion vomit."

"How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument? They went outside and exchanged blows."